i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I am available for nakedness
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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