Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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