would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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