I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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