Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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