If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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