We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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