dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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