why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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