So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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