so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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