i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
