I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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