i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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