If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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