i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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