Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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