Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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