SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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