We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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