your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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