My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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