That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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