Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
