so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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