I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We smell like vodka and hangover
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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