well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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