As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
