Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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