It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
