Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The feeling are messing with the penis
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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