it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
...so i touched it.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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