Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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