did you get engaged???
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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