speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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