Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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