Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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