Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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