just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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