People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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