Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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