singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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