i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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