party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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