Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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