I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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