if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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