I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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