Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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