Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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