Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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