She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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