didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you still have your period?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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