Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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